Where to find us

Paper Plate Labs is headquartered somewhere between the kitchen and the dumpster. Geographically speaking, we are vague. Spiritually speaking, we are vaguer. Our address changes based on which one of us has the best Wi-Fi that week, and our headquarters is best described as “wherever the laptop opens.”

We have considered renting a real office

Then we considered the price of a real office. Then we considered the paper plate budget. The math did not math. So instead, our official corporate campus is a rotating cast of kitchen tables, coffee shops with one good outlet, and a backyard where the dog is the de facto head of security. He works for biscuits. The benefits package is unbeatable if you have four legs.

find us in person

If you are trying to mail us something, please do not. The postal service has tried. They have given up. If you are trying to find us in person, you will need a riddle, a compass, and a willingness to accept that the journey is the destination. Bring snacks. Wear layers. The lab climate is unregulated and powered entirely by whoever last touched the thermostat.

For the truly determined

Here is your guidance: walk past the second coffee shop. Take a left at the suspiciously confident squirrel. Listen for the sound of a printer in distress. If you hear it, you are close. If you hear singing, you have gone too far. That is just Greg. Greg does not work here. Greg simply attends.